sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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fishslut:

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

its just a tater tot with a face omf

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dellamortes:

Best part of Face Off

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a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

image

(x)

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sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

(via gryphonwings)

kisumisbae:

do you ever headcanon a character as aro/ace so hard that when you see shipping art of them youre just like

image

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8oo:

catstarflick:

8oo:

birds are so cute

boys are cuter

have you ever seen a bird

(via jazz-e)

brownshhugar:

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

image

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snerkflerks:

asexual representation is important

(via wolfsheepreblogs)

lifeisjustbe:

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

This is so true

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punchmouth:

its a dolphin

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jesuislegrandefromage:

I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things. 

#I have never seen a more accurate description of my life

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otterthulhu:

if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here

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misfitenthusiast:

Boys are irrelevant

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